"Do NOT, at any cost, allow your life to be routine"
6:30am---you slip into your worn out sport shoes and bend down to pick up the scattered newspprs laid on the front of your door by your friendly newsppr man. You groan as you straighten your back. You realise you're aching all over due to the rigorous hockey practise yesterday.
6:35am---you step into the air-con double deck bus and climb up the stairs with your eyes half closed. Twenty minutes ltr you jerk awake finding a small spot of sliava on ur blouse. Quickly, you wipe away the excess sliava around your mouth and your eyes dart around the bus to see if anyone saw that little embarrassing episode.
8something---you decide that gravity is at its strongest at this time in the morning as you attempt to climb all 4 flights of stairs to your classroom. Your mission to get your butt safely on that blue plastic chair before any bo liao teacher catches you for ankle socks.
8something++-----you lie back on your chair and survey the classroom. They are as dead as you are.
5 minutes later, everyone in class is seated up straight at their desk, chairs all the way in, notepad open on the desk and a pen in the hand. why? there can only be one reason.......fahy.
Have you ever seen a senior citizen doing flying kicks.Or throwing the chair around? Or maybe even banging his head against the wall?
well, that's Mr fahy for you. 3 absolutely crazy acts, that I cannot detect the slightest logic from, in just one day....
I'm back! And better then ever. why? cuz im in love!
But before i elaborate that, let me share with you some random stuff...
(1)i look like a monster w/o specs!
(2)tennis guys are cute!
(3)tadpole sucks!
(1) I purchased a pair of contacts two weeks ago. I wore them @ home only as I'm pretty hideous w/o my specs. heh. Well,something came over me and i decided to wear them out ytd. Gawd,I must have freaked jo out. Saw a couple of pple I know in town,stared at them and they looked at me like some complete stranger. This led me to the conclusion that I'm un-recongisable w/o my specs........oh well.
(2): tennis guys are cute!
I recently caught the french...I mean australian open on supersports...and wow andy roddick is cute! heh. I've come to the conclusion that tennis guys have this amazing build that makes many girls swoon n drool over them. One very good example is joel. *blush* So single girls out there, if your physical expectations of a boyfriend are any like mine...den tennis guys are the way to go.
(Of cuz there are exceptions,certainly there are guys out there who are stumpy,scrawny and yet wields the racquet as skillful as they are of wiping their backsides with one hand...so dun blame me if u end up with stickman tennis boy.)
**try also----rugby players, sweemers, bball-ers and those who grew up on supplements.
(3)This highly reccomdend comedy bored me to stitches. Predictable plot...they depend soley on the witty comments to capture the audiences' attention....the only interesting thing i can rem abt the movie is this quote from voltatire, i think,...
"The composition of tragedy requires testicles"
gee, too tired...so tired that ,my blogging skills have gone to sleep. heh.
7 days since I last blogged.
In these 7 days my brain has undergone a torturous transition from being stagnant for a yr plus to becoming active yet again.
Mr Fahy. That's the name of my home tutor. He's really tall and has a hairy beard, skin is totally pale and bright blue piercing eyes.A booming voice and eccentric behaviour.
It took only one meeting with him to convince myself that the next three months would be abusolute hell. He walked in and took off his glasses, eyed each and everyone of us and yelled "SHUTUPP!"
He moved on to say that there was to be no idle minds in his class, no slouching,no singlish, no talking, no "can i go to the toilet?" in his class.
The subsequent lessons with him was abusolutely horrid. Clammy hands, irregular heart beats, dry throats, strained backs and eyelids that some way or another defies gravity were common during his lessons.
But now...I think he's a great teacher. In the sense that I can learn alot from him. So what if he makes a fool out of me? so what if he provokes me? so what if he spits his sliava at alarming rates when excited? so what if i might suffer from a heart attack in the midst of his class?... As long as I learn something from him.
Time...one of the many things he touched upon in his speeches...at the stroke of midnight the day will end....and how much have u accomplished? How much have you squeezed out of this day? Once its midnight 16th Jan 2003 will disappear and never, never will it come again...
Mr fahy kinda reinforces what Ms Choo said in sec 4... no day but today
Progeria --- rapid ageing. A baby diagonised with progeria will, by the time he's 8, be in the physical condition that of a 80 year old. If u had progeria, what would you do with each day that you have?
I've an essay due tomorrow. "what is an interesting life?" I havent started yet! haha
any ideas?
Lovely monday afternoon, here I am seated in front of my computer,hugging my red ikea heart pillow, drinking delicious HL chocolate milk and devouring the last piece of capuccino -flavoured kwissmass cake.
what's wrong with this picture, u ask....well cuz im supposed to be in school. heh. Consider today the first official time i poned school in the year 2003. but will it be the last?...
I took another SAT diagnosis and my scores are very disturbing. The conclusion reached by analyzing my results are that my spelling,grammar, vocab is (or is it 'are'?) very very bad. And I have a tendancy, when the MCQ question is a maths-related one (all the numbers,equations and algebra), to pick answer that looks the nicest. MCQ maths qns just don't appeal to me. The fact that the workings u so tediously came up with will not be worth any marks really doesn't appeal. I mean u cld have spent half the time scribbling here and there and rattling ur brains to just shade one little box of the OTAS sheet and some wise guy with plently of luck cld just like throw a dice and get the same answer as u, not to mention the same marks.
Anyways, i'm on a mission to increase my vocab. I figured my grammar and spelling is beyond help. So that leaves my vocab. heh.
Actually jo, i agree with you. I don't think my fetish is food. Instead I think it's....
